2010年2月24日星期三

Programming Is Like Sex


because…




  • One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. (Michael Sinz)

  • Once you get started, you’ll only stop because you’re exhausted.

  • It takes another experienced person to really appreciate what you’re doing.

  • Conversely, there’s some odd people who pride themselves on their lack of experience.

  • You can do it for money or for fun.

  • If you spend more time doing it than watching TV, people think you’re some kind of freak.

  • It’s not really an appropriate topic for dinner conversation.

  • There’s not enough taught about it in public school.

  • It doesn’t make any sense at all if you try to explain it in strictly clinical terms.

  • Some people are just naturally good.

  • But some people will never realize how bad they are, and you’re wasting your time trying to tell them.

  • There are a few weirdos with bizarre practices nobody really is
    comfortable with.

  • One little thing going wrong can ruin everything.

  • It’s a great way to spend a lunch break.

  • Everyone acts like they’re the first person to come up with a new technique.

  • Everyone who’s done it pokes fun at those who haven’t.

  • Beginners do a lot of clumsy fumbling about.

  • You’ll miss it if it’s been a while.

  • There’s always someone willing to write about the only right way to do things.

  • It doesn’t go so well when you’re drunk, but you’re more likely to do it.

  • Sometimes it’s fun to use expensive toys.

  • Other people just get in the way.

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